Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Angering Thought
What the hell do I care if someone’s purple, prays to lampshades or puts cheese in their ass? That’s their problem. I’ve got mine. How did this world ever get to where we are- where people are dying, daily by the thousands, for such things as the color of their skin, the teachings of their religion, the way they drive. It is insane. I sit in bars and converse with people that are real and decent, no matter the skeletons they feel obligated to lock away, yet when I turn on the television I am bombarded with stupidity and idiots running the world and terrorizing my neighborhood mall. It is amazing how readily people will believe what they are told about themselves. Didn’t anyone learn from Public Enemy? Don’t believe the hype. There aint nothing cool about being an idiot, no matter how many albums you sell (sorry Flav). Talk right. Stand up straight. And the next time you see someone face down in the gutter at least call him a cab before you steal his wallet.
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King Hokie the Bum-Huggler lives in my ass and needs cheese to survive long enough until the world is ready for him to burst forth and rule this silly planet.
"Cheddarus Crappicus Maximus!!! Bee-yotch!"
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